Found a whack of old mIRC logs
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Session Start: Tue Mar 26 21:02:29 2002
[21:02] *** Now talking in #briefing-2
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[21:02] <mower–>yee haw
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[21:02] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Mower–
[21:03] *** Mower– is now known as Mower^
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[21:09] <cavalier><snore>[21:09] *** Unz has joined #briefing-2
[21:09] <unz>in
[21:10] <mower^>out…no in…no out…ok im in
[21:10] <cavalier><snore some=“” more=“”>[21:10] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Unz
[21:10] * Mower^ slaps Cavalier around a bit with a large trout
[21:10] <mower^>where’s magic its his TE
[21:10] <cavalier><dreams…ahhh fishy=“” smell=“”>:}
[21:10] <mower^>heh
[21:10] <mower^>magic dude
[21:11] <mower^>zeek u got demoted
[21:11] * Mower^ looks around
[21:11] <mower^>IM in charge now that zeek’s out
[21:11] <mower^>heh
[21:12] <cavalier>oh gawd…shades of Al Haig
[21:12] <mower^>hahahaha
[21:12] <mower^>what a pinhead
[21:12] <cavalier>heh…he was even when in the service
[21:13] <mower^>still is
[21:13] <magic>This mission… they go after the lead officers Mower… target them like vermin!
[21:13] <unz>where is glide?
[21:13] <mower^>im ready
[21:13] <unz>seen glide
[21:13] <awacs>glide was last on IRC channel #exec 14 days, 4 hours, 45 minutes ago.
[21:13] <mower^>!compress
[21:13] * AWACS hands Mower^ a steamy, folded towel
[21:13] <unz>!lapdance
[21:13] <mower^>lets dance
[21:13] * AWACS drops her panties, jumps into Unz’s lap, turns and straddles him and and says, Wanna dance?
[21:14] <unz>!shot Whisky
[21:14] * AWACS pours a Whisky into a shotglass and hands it to Unz
[21:14] <magic>not in the briefing rooms please!!
[21:14] * Mower^ shakes his head
[21:14] <mower^>unz getting loaded b4 a misssion
[21:14] <unz>can ya think of a better time?
[21:14] <mower^>heh good point
[21:15] * Mower^ sits down
[21:15] <magic>Yeah… but the lounge is the place for it!
[21:15] <unz>the bitch is here and she’s puttin out…blame her
[21:15] <woody>getting
[21:16] <unz>wife
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[21:16] <cavalier>what’s the Presidents route?
[21:16] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Shadow
[21:17] <shadow>Reviewing!
[21:18] <shadow>K…who’s on first?
[21:18] <cavalier>hmmm…ossifers in KC130…Hmmm…sounds like drinkin party
[21:18] <woody>won’t open magic
[21:18] <magic>no… what’s on first?? who’s on second??
[21:19] <shadow>lol
[21:19] <shadow>nice map there, Magic!
[21:19] <woody>oh i got it……needed to use my mac to open it though…strange
[21:19] <mower^>yep great work
[21:19] <magic>Woody… u need unzip…
[21:20] <shadow>Damn clever, Magic…nice!
[21:20] <magic>Everybody got a Map???
[21:20] <cavalier>cute
[21:20] <shadow>My XP opened it up without even asking to unzip…the bitch!
[21:22] <magic>anybody without a map??
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[21:23] <magic>Ok… anybody got the C-130H pit installed??
[21:23] * Shadow looks under his chair…aaaahh…nope, got plenty here, Chief
[21:23] <shadow>Neg…
[21:23] <cavalier>nope
[21:23] <magic>who want’s to volunteer for C-130H duty??
[21:24] * Shadow looks up at the ceiling…is that fly I see?
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[21:24] <raptor>what TE are we playing
[21:25] <magic>am I going to have to assign the seat??
[21:25] <magic>Raptor: take a seat…
[21:25] <raptor>seat taken
[21:26] <magic>Raptor: do u have C-130H pit installed??
[21:26] <raptor>yes
[21:26] <shadow>Ah-oh…
[21:26] <cavalier>never volunteer raptor
[21:27] <mower^>no way u get brownie points
[21:27] <mower^>…i u live
[21:27] <magic>Son… your going to make your country proud!!
[21:27] <mower^>if u live
[21:27] <raptor>yea, If I live
[21:27] <mower^>dunno worry we’ll cover u
[21:27] <raptor>and with a wingspan like that
[21:27] <shadow>We’ll all protect ya’!
[21:27] <cavalier>we’ll spend ur insurance w/ ur widiw
[21:28] <cavalier>errr widow
[21:28] <shadow>Muhahahaha
[21:28] * Shadow says settle down fellas…Magic’s got the floor
[21:29] <magic>Raptor: tonight you have the high honor of transporting your President through some hostile territory.
[21:29] <raptor>oh don’t I feel fortuante
[21:29] * Unz is back
[21:30] <shadow>A C-130H is “Air Force One”?
[21:30] <magic>His safety will depend highly on your judgement calls tonite.
[21:30] <cavalier>GW travelin in style
[21:30] <shadow>Holy Shit!
[21:30] <shadow>This is gonna be interesting?
[21:30] <shadow>!
[21:31] * Shadow is all ears…
[21:31] <raptor>now I know what yamamoto felt like boarding the betty
[21:31] <shadow>Yeah…the poor sot!
[21:31] <magic>Raptor:
[21:31] <raptor>yes magic
[21:32] <magic>U must have some confidence in the abilitites of your fellow pilots.
[21:32] <magic>Their sole purpose tonite…
[21:32] <raptor>I do……
[21:32] <magic>is to make sure… you complete this tour…
[21:32] <woody>why not just phone the North Koreans and tell them the President is on a diplomatic tour and would you kindly not shoot at him?
[21:32] <magic>safely and uneventfully as possible…
[21:33] <shadow>I know Magic…this ain’t gonna be simply “safe and uneventful”!
[21:33] <magic>The fact that this document fell into the wrong hands…. should be little concern
[21:33] <magic>We got the biggest and baddest jets
[21:34] <shadow>This is what happens when the President gets unwanted email!
[21:34] <shadow>Damn Korean Spam…!
[21:34] <shadow>“WE ARE WARRIORS!”
[21:34] <mower^>heh
[21:35] <magic>If you guys feel unable or unworthy to fly this mission with absolute success… nows the time to leave.
[21:35] * Mower^ looks around
[21:35] <raptor>just get me in the pit
[21:35] <shadow>“W E A R E W A R R I O R S !”
[21:35] <magic>The freebirds are waiting to take over this mission.
[21:35] <mower^>ahahahhahaa
[21:35] <mower^>no way
[21:35] <mower^>its ours
[21:35] <mower^>we own it
[21:35] <mower^>we will conquer
[21:36] * Shadow wants t’ kill…kill…kill! With vains hangin’ from his teeth … !
[21:36] <mower^>KILL
[21:36] <mower^>…the enenmy
[21:36] <magic>I want you guys to begin to take this mission seriously…… let’s get immersed in the SIM…
[21:36] <shadow>…the enjemy
[21:36] <magic>The President is coming on board!
[21:37] <mower^>ok
[21:37] * Shadow is READY!
[21:37] <mower^>lets get some
[21:37] <shadow>Serious!
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[21:37] <magic>His Safety is paramount to anything else….
[21:37] <magic>Raptor:
[21:37] <raptor>yea
[21:37] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Hunter
[21:38] <unz>!shot Whisky
[21:38] * AWACS pours a Whisky into a shotglass and hands it to Unz
[21:38] <magic>His safety is #1 Priority…
[21:38] <magic>His comfort is # 2
[21:38] * Shadow kicks the back of Unz’s chair…
[21:38] <unz>!shot Double
[21:38] * AWACS pours a Double into a shotglass and hands it to Unz
[21:38] <cavalier>& leave the 1st lady alone while ur flyin
[21:38] <magic>Unz…. I asked u not to drink in briefing…
[21:38] <raptor>hey, isn’t that what auto pilot is for.
[21:39] * Magic whops Unz around a bit with a large 2 x 4
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[21:39] <unz>Hey…give that back
[21:39] <roo>howdy all…
[21:39] <magic>Oh yeah…
[21:39] <unz>Heya Roo
[21:39] <cavalier>~~roo
[21:39] <magic>We’re looking good now.
[21:39] <raptor>just keep the air free of bandits and I will get him there’
[21:39] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Roo
[21:40] <woody>so seriously…what type of opposition can be expected on this mission?
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[21:40] <unz>whats my Job Magic?
[21:40] <mower^>bartender
[21:40] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Zeek
[21:40] <unz>I can handle that
[21:40] <hunter>2 beers please
[21:40] <unz>!beer Hunter
[21:40] * AWACS pours some Hunter from the tap and slides it to Unz
[21:40] <unz>heh
[21:40] <hunter>thx
[21:41] <magic>Hunter… will u be flying tonite??
[21:41] <unz>!buy Hunter Beer
[21:41] * AWACS gives Hunter a Beer, “Compliments of Unz!”
[21:41] <magic>Hunter???
[21:41] <woody>seriously…what type of opposition can be expected on this mission?
[21:42] <magic>Let’s put it this way…
[21:42] <unz>if you wanted to shoot down the pres….what would you use?
[21:42] <magic>we suspected a leak of the Predient’s route
[21:42] <hunter>Magic, neg
[21:42] <unz>that’s your answer
[21:42] <hunter>this monitor won’t handle 800x600
[21:42] <woody>everything i could muster
[21:42] <woody>uh oh
[21:42] <unz>I think we can expect just that
[21:43] <magic>That’s why we have a backup plan…
[21:43] <magic>who does not have a map at this point??
[21:43] <woody>even if we are successful at holding them off….we may all be winchester before the mission ends
[21:43] <raptor>yea emergency route
[21:43] <shadow>Settle down, boys…let Magic continue
[21:44] <unz>so we have stps in the TE magic?
[21:44] <magic>Yes…
[21:44] <unz>awacs?
[21:44] <magic>Yes…
[21:44] <unz>ok…good
[21:45] <magic>This is the President for Christ sake!
[21:45] <shadow>Geeze, Magic, did you have to bring a Diety into the mission, too?
[21:45] <raptor>how about a couple tomcats, loaded to the balls with aim-54’s
[21:46] <magic>How about we settle down a bit…
[21:46] <unz>yes, but you designed it
[21:46] <magic>Unz…. you’re not feeling the immersion yet are u??
[21:46] <mower^>dudes lets settle so we can FLY
[21:47] <unz>yup…very much imersed
[21:47] <raptor>I second that mower
[21:47] <unz>too bad i’m color blind
[21:47] <unz>I cant see your red route
[21:48] <unz>BTW: I voted for Gore
[21:48] <magic>then how u know it’s red??
[21:48] <cavalier>u get all ur chads punched??
[21:48] * Shadow looks around for that friggin’ 2x4…
[21:48] <unz>can barely make it out
[21:49] <unz>i’m red/green color blind
[21:49] <shadow>C’mon, Gentlemen…let’s move it along…
[21:49] * Unz is fully immersed and RTF
[21:49] <unz>please use blue next time
[21:50] * Shadow gives the floor back to Magic…
[21:50] <magic>Ok… stdby gents… working out some logistics…
[21:50] <mower^>!compress
[21:50] * AWACS hands Mower^ a steamy, folded towel
[21:50] <shadow>Meantime…Unz, I’m in the same boat as you, but apparently not quite as bad.
[21:51] <raptor>what is the ip
[21:51] <shadow>Red/Green deficent…
[21:51] <raptor>and RW channel
[21:51] <shadow>Stby, Raptor…it’ll come
[21:54] <cavalier>awwww chit…gotta go…emergancy…later
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[21:54] <shadow>Damn!
[21:55] <shadow>BTW…Hey, Roo…How ya’ doin’, Mate?
[21:57] <roo>Good thanks Mate, you too, i trust
[21:57] <shadow>Yeah…good here, too. Thanks.
[21:59] <unz>magic?? status?
[21:59] <magic>stdby
[22:00] <raptor>rgr
[22:00] <woody>sorry
[22:00] <woody>cable
[22:00] <woody>256 up
[22:00] <mower^>for 8?
[22:00] <mower^>dunno bout that
[22:00] <magic>it’ll work…
[22:01] <mower^>you’re pooter will get flooded woody
[22:01] <woody>yeah too slow
[22:01] <woody>900
[22:01] <magic>hmm…
[22:01] <mower^>i got a 1.3/512ddr
[22:01] <woody>no one has two machines they can host on one?
[22:01] <mower^>but its unstable
[22:02] <magic>hmm… maybe I’ll host…
[22:02] <magic>Ok… Listen Up…
[22:02] <woody>never hosted a large TE….does it really tax the CPU?
[22:03] <magic>this is how it’s gonna work…
[22:03] <magic>Mower will be leading 4 ship guard on Airforce 1
[22:04] <magic>Unz will be Element Lead…
[22:04] <unz>2
[22:04] <magic>Woody… u’r Mower’s wing
[22:04] <unz>heh
[22:04] <woody>rgr
[22:05] <mower^>woodman!
[22:07] <unz>whoever is hosting….please determine your max upload speed using this
[22:07] <unz>http://www.speedsuite.net/speedsuite/TestSuite/TestController.asp
[22:07] <unz>it aint english…but its reliable
[22:08] <magic>Shadow You’ll be Flying lead of Panther1 3 ship
[22:08] <shadow>Roight!
[22:08] <magic>Roo will be No.3
[22:08] <magic>The strategy is this…
[22:09] <magic>The four ship will fly a 2 mile diamond around the Airforce 1
[22:10] <magic>The 3 Ship will Fly a 10 Mile Wedge in front
[22:10] * Shadow raise hand
[22:11] <magic>Any Hostiles break 8 miles on Airforce 1… divert to backup route…
[22:11] <magic>which for AF1 will be NOE direct Homeplate…
[22:11] <magic>Shadow…
[22:11] <shadow>What ship are you in?
[22:11] <magic>I’m not flying tonite … sorry…
[22:12] <shadow>Will entire mission be NOE?
[22:12] <magic>negative…
[22:12] <magic>altitudes are as assigned…
[22:13] <magic>Homeplate as u can see… is Seosan Airbase
[22:14] <unz>52X guys
[22:14] <magic>Cowboy1 Element is tasked with close in support of Airforce 1
[22:15] <magic>meaning… u’r always on his wing…
[22:15] <magic>in the event of hostile detection…
[22:15] <unz>rgr
[22:15] <magic>you’ll keed him covered and provide radar for him…
[22:16] <unz>at what point can I split wing?
[22:16] <mower^>when 1 says so
[22:16] <mower^>heh
[22:16] <magic>exactly…
[22:16] <woody>provide radar?
[22:16] <unz>just checkin
[22:16] <raptor>when my tires hit pavement again
[22:17] <magic>upon arrival at Soesan…
[22:17] <magic>Airforce 1 lands first…
[22:18] <magic>provide a 5 mile radius of cover around the airfield while AF-1 lands…
[22:18] <magic>then… lowest fuel lands first…
[22:18] <shadow>Stby just a sec…brb
[22:18] <unz>that’ll be me
[22:18] <magic>etc…
[22:19] <mower^>why’s that unz
[22:19] <magic>any ?‘s
[22:19] <mower^>who buys after
[22:19] <woody>sounds to me like i may have to eat a missile for the Pres?
[22:19] <shadow>…back
[22:20] <unz>neg…no questions
[22:20] * Mower^ shakes his head
[22:20] <unz>cause I’m a fuel hog mower
[22:20] <shadow>No ?‘s
[22:20] <woody>i am all questions
[22:20] <woody>but i think mower will answer
[22:20] <raptor>anyone know the key combination to snooze radar
[22:20] <unz>control R
[22:20] <raptor>then activate it again
[22:21] <unz>ditto
[22:21] <raptor>thanks
[22:21] <woody>are we going silent?
[22:21] <unz>rgr
[22:21] <roo>rgr?
[22:21] <mower^>the 4 ship should until we get spikes i submit
[22:21] <mower^>or at least nails
[22:21] <roo>ahhh
[22:21] <shadow>Roo: neg…I don’t see that, do you?
[22:21] <roo>see what…
[22:22] <woody>understood….i will wait for your command
[22:22] <shadow>We are radar active in…
[22:22] <roo>rgr
[22:22] <shadow>;|
[22:22] * Woody takes a few notes for his kneepad!
[22:23] * Mower^ checks his box lunch
[22:23] <roo>if the prez gets shot down, do we bother to come back?
[22:23] <mower^>heh
[22:23] <woody>good question
[22:23] <shadow>Roo: it’ll be interesting to see from where “we” take off from…
[22:23] <mower^>abort and try again
[22:24] <woody>i think we would defect and join the russian af
[22:24] <roo>:)
[22:24] <magic>If the President gets shot down…. U’ll have earned a spot in Virtual history…
[22:24] <shadow>Magic: Whose “green” flight and whose “red” flight?
[22:24] <woody>how many other packages in this TE….any AI flights?
[22:24] <roo>i think i will just auger in…
[22:25] <raptor>how about friendly air defenses, in case I run into problems
[22:25] <shadow>Not before me, ya’ don’t, Roo…lol
[22:25] * Mower^ will auger into something NK
[22:25] <roo>hhehehe
[22:25] <woody>what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen C130H?
[22:25] <magic>There is a lot of traffic out there…
[22:25] <shadow>MAGIC: lookin’ at your map…Green flight & Red flight…whose who?
[22:25] <magic>both friendly and some hostile…
[22:25] <mower^>varrying how many cocnuts
[22:25] <magic>be alert!!!
[22:26] <mower^>c130=300 kys max
[22:26] <magic>The red flight is the escape route…
[22:26] <unz>red is escape route
[22:26] <mower^>300 knts
[22:26] * Woody wonders…“African or European?”!
[22:26] <mower^>who commands an abort?
[22:26] <shadow>copy
[22:27] <magic>You do Mower!
[22:27] <mower^>ok, woody bring a diaper
[22:27] <mower^>err
[22:27] <mower^>raptor u bring a diaper
[22:27] * Unz brings lysol
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[22:27] <woody>ok…let’s do it
[22:27] <raptor>not likely, you guys are going to do your jobs
[22:27] <magic>Bring the Persident Back please
[22:28] <mower^>isit clinton…hmmmm
[22:28] <mower^>rdy
[22:28] <unz>please not W
[22:28] <shadow>Wrong thing to say, Magic…Muhahahahahahaha
[22:28] <unz>hehehhe
[22:28] <shadow>Prez Who?
[22:28] <magic>Ok… Mission Joining…
[22:29] <magic>Everyone is a Mandatory Re-boot…
[22:29] <shadow>Magic: you were on a roll until that last one!
[22:29] <magic>hehehe
[22:29] <raptor>rgr
[22:29] <mower^>meet in IRC b-2?
[22:29] <raptor>rebooting
[22:29] <magic>We will meet U8 for IP address…
[22:29] <raptor>okay, back to the same room
[22:30] * Mower^ shrug
[22:30] <magic>do not load IRC…
[22:30] <mower^>ok u8
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[22:30] <raptor>rgr
[22:30] <mower^>out
[22:30] *** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Mar 26 22:30:14 2002Session Start: Wed Mar 27 00:03:36 2002
[00:03] *** Now talking in #briefing-2
[00:03] <woody^>OK Unz….you were flying all over and i was trying to keep up
[00:03] <unz>pretty amazing we didnt ctd
[00:03] *** Magic has joined #briefing-2
[00:03] <shadow^>MAGIC! You stinker!! Where the hell are you?
[00:03] <unz>yup…i was f’d
[00:03] <woody^>I never got shot at
[00:04] <shadow^>You…you…you…
[00:04] *** AWACS sets mode: +vv Mower^ Magic
[00:04] <woody^>got nailed by one -29, saw a -19, but never got shot at
[00:04] *** Roo has joined #briefing-2
[00:04] <roo>brb
[00:04] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Roo
[00:04] <unz>I heard missle launch…and then i was toast
[00:04] <shadow^>Wadda ya’ mean sending up a flyin’ ammo-dump to attack us?!
[00:04] <woody^>Unz were you with the package the whole time?
[00:05] <unz>negative…I never saw the package
[00:05] <woody^>i was just following you
[00:05] <unz>it was destroyed 10 minutes in
[00:05] <magic>yeah… roight
[00:05] <woody^>i think we were too late anyway
[00:05] <shadow^>Yeah, roight, my arse…lol
[00:05] <shadow^>lol
[00:05] <woody^>we took off several mintues late becuase we lost mower
[00:05] <unz>yep
[00:05] <mower^>yeah i ctd’d
[00:05] <shadow^>We damn near had ‘em in the pen ‘til we got jump!
[00:05] <magic>So Raptor crashed… unprovoked??
[00:06] <woody^>and whatever happenned to cowboy14???
[00:06] <woody^>the AI?
[00:06] <unz>no…we didnt have package at that point
[00:06] <shadow^>Chroist!
[00:06] <unz>I never saw it
[00:06] <unz>the startup sequenced screwed us
[00:06] <magic>whaddaya mean ya never saw it??
[00:06] <unz>never saw it
[00:07] <unz>just what I said
[00:07] <shadow^>Whatya’ gonna do, Mate, when tee ‘hole blumin’ DPRK jump’s ya’
[00:07] <magic>did anyne talk to AF-1??
[00:07] <woody^>Unz…what shot you? i was right with you over the field and the next thing you say you were destroyed….i never saw anything close
[00:07] <unz>A mig 29
[00:07] <shadow^>Panther Flight never ‘eard o’ AF-1!
[00:07] <unz>ditto
[00:08] <mower^>well shit we doing this again?
[00:08] <unz>magic, it crashed into an ammo dump
[00:08] <magic>so no one talked to the package??
[00:08] <woody^>I got a RAW warning from a mig29 about then……but he was 20 miles away…I engaged him, fired a -120 right on the inner limit of the DLZ and he ran
[00:08] <shadow^>I kept askin’ Cowboy Flight if they had “Package” in view…
[00:08] <unz>that was the first group
[00:08] <woody^>then i saw about 5 more heading my way….so i ran!
[00:08] <unz>there was another group behind it
[00:08] <shadow^>…Cowboy Flight kept sayin…yeah.
[00:08] <unz>the second group nailed me
[00:08] <woody^>i think my missile went maddog
[00:08] <unz>unless YOU shot me
[00:09] <unz>lol
[00:09] <woody^>no i didn’t shoot anything
[00:09] <unz>no……it showed it was a 29 that downed me
[00:09] <magic>who the heck was Cowboy1 saying “yeah” to??
[00:09] <unz>eh???
[00:09] <shadow^>Never did hear if AF-1 (package) made it home.
[00:09] <magic>this is all confusing….
[00:09] <magic>no one identified package…
[00:09] <woody^>where is Raptor anywyay?
[00:09] <unz>negative
[00:10] <magic>no one talked to package
[00:10] <unz>magic…the package was toast 10 mnutes into the flight
[00:10] <shadow^>Neg…
[00:10] <unz>how the hell do you talk to package?
[00:10] <shadow^>Never heard that “package” got toasted!
[00:10] <magic>yet…. u were all protecting the package…
[00:10] <woody^>the package was raptor
[00:10] <unz>so where did he go?
[00:10] <unz>I dont think he showed up
[00:10] <woody^>dunno…never heard him
[00:10] <shadow^>Poor Rapter…all by himself!
[00:11] <woody^>i don’t think he was ever there
[00:11] <unz>nailed by an ammo dump
[00:11] <magic>u guys gotta be kidding…
[00:11] <unz>nope
[00:11] <shadow^>Yeah…last thing I heard was that the ammo-dump got wings and knocked Unz down!
[00:11] <woody^>i heard him enter the pit….say something about being in the air…that was the last i heard from raptor
[00:11] <unz>no…knocked raptor down
[00:12] <magic>the president is touring… and u get no visuals on his aircraft???
[00:12] <woody^>i don’t think he was even there
[00:12] <unz>magic…would you like to see the debrief?
[00:12] <shadow^>Whoa…that was way back in the beginning of the mission…poor Raptor.
[00:12] <unz>I have a picture of it
[00:12] <magic>I want the acmi…
[00:12] <unz>no acmi
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[00:12] <unz>at least not from me
[00:12] <unz>speak of the devil
[00:12] <magic>speak of the devil…
[00:13] <unz>raptor….alpha check dude
[00:13] <mower^>we doing this again?
[00:13] <raptor>I couldn’t get off the ground
[00:13] <magic>Raptor… how’s the President??
[00:13] <roo>aha!
[00:13] <unz>ahhh….that explains the ammo dump
[00:13] <shadow^>Well…ROO: MOWER: Job well done!
[00:14] <raptor>was stuck in a permanent x2 speed, which made taxing around corners impossible
[00:14] <roo>yeah, i felt i got shot down real good, that time !!!
[00:14] <shadow^>Oh Shit…Raptor rammed the ammo dump?
[00:14] <unz>yup
[00:14] <mower^>good kill
[00:14] <roo>hewhehehehehe
[00:14] <shadow^>…WITH THE CLINTON ON BOARD?
[00:14] <roo>rofl
[00:14] <unz>nope W
[00:14] <shadow^>WAY TO GO, RAPTOR!
[00:14] <roo>shit, we coulda gone to the mess instaed!
[00:15] <unz>that was raptors next target roo
[00:15] <shadow^>No shit, me buckooo
[00:15] <roo>hehehehe
[00:15] <magic>how was the lag??
[00:15] <woody^>what we should do is leave the Herc at base and just go Mig hunting
[00:15] <roo>ok for me…
[00:15] <unz>I wanna go again
[00:15] <shadow^>Magic: seemed okay…not bad.
[00:16] <woody^>my debrief was different
[00:16] <woody^>noone got a kill
[00:16] <mower^>paybacl lets go
[00:16] <mower^>PAYBACK
[00:16] <woody^>and i scored the highest
[00:16] <unz>sounds about right woody
[00:16] <raptor>the lag was a killer on my end
[00:16] <raptor>literally
[00:16] <mower^>i got a kill
[00:16] <mower^>so did roo
[00:16] <woody^>why are different debriefs different?
[00:16] <roo>neg for me
[00:16] <unz>probably a bug…
[00:17] <roo>unless my missile continued withocut me
[00:17] <unz>well……all those that wanna go now…say I
[00:17] <unz>I
[00:17] <woody^>I
[00:17] <unz>or perhaps Aye
[00:17] <unz>aye
[00:17] <woody^>oh wait…i can’t
[00:17] <woody^>i gotta get up for work in four hours
[00:17] <woody^>damn…it’s late
[00:18] <magic>I gotta bail too…
[00:18] <unz>it’s only 12:20
[00:18] <roo>Unz you nightowl……
[00:18] <magic>seems u guys f’d up good…
[00:18] <shadow^>Hey!
[00:18] <roo>thanks
[00:18] <unz>affirm
[00:18] <shadow^>Panther flight went out in a “Blaze o’ Glory”!!!1
[00:18] <mower^>mower’s goin nowhere till he gets PAYBACK
[00:18] <unz>when I looked all over for the package and it was in an ammo dump….made it kinda hard
[00:18] <magic>killed the president on the ground…… Trashed about 6 vipers
[00:19] <roo>goin down…
[00:19] <roo>in a blaze of gloryyyyy
[00:19] <mower^>magic love your ip post in the guest sec
[00:19] <magic>no a bad night
[00:19] <shadow^>Magic: After all, it was only Bill.
[00:19] <unz>it was W shadow
[00:19] <woody^>well….am i the only one that landed? I saw a Mig 19 earlier but i left it alone becuase i had strayed from my Wingman and he was cold
[00:19] <shadow^>“W”?
[00:19] <unz>yes
[00:19] <woody^>i also saw a bomber
[00:19] <shadow^>Like, in G.W.?
[00:19] <unz>yes
[00:19] <roo>that was the bogey 10 oclock low, bugging us, i guess
[00:19] <magic>Mower: hehe …. think I scared the newbies??
[00:20] <mower^>heh thats ok it measures their fortitude
[00:20] <shadow^>Well, Damn It, Raptor…watch it next time!
[00:20] <shadow^>Roo: Most fun, huh?
[00:20] <raptor>would shadow, but if I can’t taxi, I can’t take off
[00:20] <mower^>less crying, more flying
[00:20] <shadow^>lol
[00:20] <roo>yep, good
[00:20] <shadow^>;)
[00:20] <roo>but we shouldnt head on those 29’s
[00:21] <unz>Magic, aside from the **** up……the comms went well
[00:21] <shadow^>They certainly snuck up on me when I was nose cold!
[00:21] <magic>guys… I’m off… have a good night…
[00:21] <mower^>Now we can do it My Way or we can do it My Way…. your choice.Now we can do it My Way or we can do it My Way… your choice.
[00:21] <mower^>lol
[00:21] <roo>seeya Magic
[00:21] <shadow^>Cheers, Magic
[00:21] <raptor>cya majic
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[00:21] <unz>bye magic
[00:21] <mower^>too slow unz
[00:21] <unz>yup
[00:22] <mower^>well shit i dont start work till 1430
[00:22] <unz>lucky you
[00:22] <unz>ok…whos up for it?
[00:23] <unz>if no takers in 10 seconds I’m outta here
[00:23] <raptor>sorry not this time, going to get started another TE I have been playing around with in my head
[00:23] <mower^>go
[00:23] <mower^>im good to go
[00:23] <mower^>roo
[00:23] <mower^>shadow
[00:23] <mower^>woody
[00:23] <mower^>raptor
[00:23] <raptor>later all
[00:23] <roo>, sweet talker
[00:23] <roo>ok
[00:24] <mower^>!hug roo
[00:24] <unz>ok…who’s hosting?
[00:24] * AWACS walks over to roo, wraps 6 of her 8 arms around roo and squeezes till there’s no breath left and watches roo slump to the floor, Compliments of Mower^!"
[00:24] *** Raptor has left #briefing-2 (Raptor)
[00:24] <unz>!lickM roo
[00:24] <mower^>my os too unstab;e
[00:24] * AWACS walks over to roo and starts to lick him from his shoulder to his ear, then bites down and almost draws blood, then whispers, This is from Unz
[00:24] <mower^>unz
[00:24] <unz>yo
[00:24] <unz>we gotta fix that
[00:24] <mower^>how many ****in codes are there
[00:24] <mower^>?
[00:24] <unz>people will get the wrong idea
[00:24] <roo>?me goes red
[00:25] * Roo goes red
[00:25] <mower^>…or the right idea
[00:25] <unz>YIKES!
[00:25] <roo>:)
[00:25] <mower^>unz SAYS he’s married to a woman
[00:25] <roo>UNZ!
[00:25] <unz>yo Roo, I dont swing that way….get it through your head…
[00:25] <mower^>what way do u swing?
[00:25] <roo>igot it, I got it!!!
[00:25] <unz>heh
[00:25] * Roo thinks, he’s not my type, anyway…
[00:25] <unz>too bad no females here
[00:26] <roo>:)
[00:26] <mower^>maybe im one
[00:26] <unz>!lickF Unz’s Wife
[00:26] * AWACS walks over to Unz’s Wife, gets on her knees, runs her tongue up Unz’s Wife’s leg, and whispers, This is from Unz
[00:26] <shadow^>Hey…I step away for a minute and WTF
[00:26] <mower^>yeah dont turn your back on these guys
[00:26] <unz>Orgy shadow…you missed it
[00:26] <unz>!pay 50 all
[00:26] * AWACS accepts payment of 50 from Unz and rips up the bill, That about covers it!
[00:26] <shadow^>Well, Damn!
[00:26] * Mower^ takes the vaseline away from unz
[00:26] <shadow^>Go figure…
[00:26] * Roo offers smokes alll round
[00:27] <unz>!handcuffs
[00:27] <mower^>ahhhhh
[00:27] <unz>!cuffs
[00:27] * AWACS goes to the toybox, gets a pair of soft leather cuffs, grabs a few chains just in case, gives it all to Unz
[00:27] <unz>!blindfold
[00:27] <mower^>NOW we’re getting somewhere
[00:27] * Shadow^ takes Unz’s 2x4 away from him…he could hurt somebody
[00:27] * AWACS hands Unz a thick black silk blindfold, smiling
[00:27] <unz>!model unz’s wifes neglige
[00:27] * AWACS slowly slips the unz’s wifes neglige on, walks to Unz’s side, bends over, says, What do you think, then winks
[00:28] <unz>!flash
[00:28] * AWACS rips the front of her shirt open, then turns and smiles at Unz
[00:28] <mower^>ah shit lets
[00:28] <mower^>fly
[00:28] <unz>heh
[00:28] <unz>ready when you are…who’s hosting?
[00:28] <mower^>mower wnats payback
[00:28] <mower^>my os too unstab;e
[00:28] <unz>gonna nail that ammo dump?
[00:29] <unz>my bandwidth is too small
[00:29] <mower^>I’ll host wait 1
[00:29] <roo>well, i gotta 56k conn, 12k miles away. prob not me?
[00:29] <unz>heh
[00:29] <mower^>1.4/512ddr, dsl
[00:29] <mower^>20k ul though
[00:29] <unz>yup Mower…you’re the winner
[00:29] <roo>beats my 1gig, 256sd, dialup…
[00:29] <mower^>20kbps
[00:29] <shadow^>70kps down, here
[00:30] <woody^>well…goodnight all
[00:30] <woody^>gotta get some sleep
[00:30] <mower^>shadow what u got
[00:30] <roo>seeya Woody
[00:30] <mower^>latewr woodman
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[00:30] <mower^>shadow what u got
[00:30] <shadow^>max 70kps
[00:30] <mower^>pc?
[00:30] <shadow^>Read my BIO
[00:30] <unz>hey…did you guys go to that site i told ya about?
[00:30] <mower^>heh
[00:31] <mower^>yeah i suck
[00:31] <mower^>shadow YOUR the winner me thinks
[00:31] <roo>neg, I know I,m slow
[00:31] <mower^>i dont wanna drop out again
[00:31] <mower^>and **** u guys uop
[00:32] <shadow^>I know I’ll drop you guys…don’t count on me!
[00:32] <unz>http://www.speedsuite.net/speedsuite/TestSuite/TestController.asp
[00:32] <unz>mower…use that
[00:32] <unz>get a real number
[00:32] <shadow^>Unz: thanks…I didn’t get a chance to copy that…stby
[00:32] <mower^>unz can u repeat that link?
[00:33] <mower^>nm
[00:33] <mower^>15.6 ul
[00:33] <unz>http://www.speedsuite.net/speedsuite/TestSuite/TestController.asp
[00:33] <mower^>ping 120
[00:33] <mower^>unz can u repeat that link?
[00:33] <roo>Selecteere un gewencse ??$!!?!?!
[00:33] <mower^>heh
[00:33] <roo>what
[00:33] <mower^>unz can u repeat that link?
[00:33] <unz>mower…i’m gonna slap you
[00:34] <mower^>maybe u r and maybe you’re not
[00:34] <unz>is that a dare???
[00:34] <mower^>ping 120
[00:34] <mower^>15.6 ul
[00:34] <mower^>duel
[00:34] <mower^>df
[00:34] <mower^>another time
[00:34] <mower^>te now
[00:34] <mower^>payback
[00:34] <unz>note: it’s kbytes not kbits
[00:34] <mower^>must destroy enemy
[00:34] <unz>times it by 8
[00:35] <unz>scratch that
[00:35] <mower^>dude it says BYTES
[00:35] <unz>yes
[00:35] * Mower^ scratches unz
[00:35] <unz>that’s what I said
[00:35] * Mower^ shrug
[00:35] <mower^>sure alot o’ gum flapping here
[00:36] * Mower^ is suited up
[00:36] <mower^>ok i’ll host wait 1
[00:36] <unz>so the upload was 15.6 Kbytes?
[00:36] <mower^>yep
[00:36] <mower^>blows
[00:36] <mower^>for hosting
[00:36] <roo>it says d/l 5.0 and upload 3.6 and dont bother
[00:36] <unz>yes it does
[00:36] <mower^>too many ****ers on the net
[00:37] <unz>3.2 for me
[00:37] <mower^>i got dsl though
[00:37] <mower^>and im near the switch
[00:37] <shadow^>Whoa…shit! 14.0 Wuzzup with that!
[00:37] <mower^>3.2???////
[00:37] <mower^>unz u suck
[00:37] <mower^>at least thats the word on the street
[00:37] <shadow^>I’m turning in my Cable for DSL!
[00:38] *** Shadow^ has left #briefing-2 (Shadow^)
[00:38] <mower^>unz can u repeat that link?
[00:38] <roo>:)
[00:38] * Unz Whops Mower^ around a bit with a large 2" X 4"
[00:39] * Mower^ slaps Unz around a bit with a large trout
[00:39] <mower^>its on
[00:39] <unz>times it by 8 Shadow
[00:39] * Roo heads for cover
[00:39] <mower^>someone take that 2x4 away
[00:39] * Unz Launches a Flash-Bang at Mower^….Kaboom bang
[00:39] <mower^>unz your’re a bully
[00:39] <unz>ok guys…lets fly now
[00:40] <mower^>wheres shadow
[00:40] <roo>lounge
[00:40] <unz>measuring his….
[00:40] <unz>bandwidth
[00:40] <mower^>heh
[00:40] <roo>:)
[00:40] <mower^>cant…mines too big
[00:41] <mower^>better off weighing it
[00:41] <mower^>ill host
[00:41] <roo>right!
[00:41] <roo>rgr mate
[00:42] <mower^>ip
[00:42] <mower^>65.95.180.78
[00:42] <mower^>connect highest speed to 112dsl
[00:43] <mower^>unz your not rw
[00:43] <unz>dont connect at that speed
[00:43] <mower^>56
[00:43] <unz>connect 14.4
[00:43] <mower^>why
[00:43] <unz>trust me
[00:43] <unz>cause I know better
[00:43] <mower^>put down the 2x4 first
[00:43] <unz>:PPPPP
[00:43] *** Roo is now known as Roo^
[00:44] <mower^>ok wait 1
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Session Close: Wed Mar 27 00:50:22 2002Session Start: Tue Apr 02 21:54:33 2002
[21:54] *** Now talking in #briefing-2
[21:54] <magic>Yo
[21:54] *** Shadow has joined #briefing-2
[21:54] <mowerrtf>yee haaaw
[21:54] <rhino>sup
[21:54] *** HunterRTF has joined #briefing-2
[21:54] *** AWACS sets mode: +vvv Rhino Magic MowerRTF
[21:55] *** AWACS sets mode: +v HunterRTF
[21:55] <mowerrtf>!compress
[21:55] * AWACS hands MowerRTF a steamy, folded towel
[21:56] *** SpinsAWF is now known as Spins
[21:56] *** UnzRTF has joined #briefing-2
[21:56] <unzrtf>IN
[21:56] *** AWACS sets mode: +v UnzRTF
[21:56] <magic>Ok gents…
[21:56] <unzrtf>make it quick magic
[21:56] *** Shadow is now known as ShadRTF
[21:56] <magic>Mission is the same as last week.
[21:57] <unzrtf>that’s quick
[21:57] *** Jackal has joined #briefing-2
[21:57] <unzrtf>ip?
[21:57] <magic>Standby Unz…
[21:57] <unzrtf>you missed the briefing jackal
[21:57] *** ShadRTF is now known as Shadow
[21:57] <magic>we have some new people to the brief
[21:58] <magic>Rhino… u should have a copy…
[21:58] *** Shadow has left #briefing-2 (Shadow)
[21:58] *** Shadow has joined #briefing-2
[21:58] *** Shadow has left #briefing-2 (Shadow)
[21:58] <rhino>roger that have flown it on my own this week
[21:58] *** Shadow has joined #briefing-2
[21:58] <magic>Jackal… did u get a copy of the brief??
[21:58] <unzrtf>ya making me dizzy Shadow
[21:59] <jackal>no
[21:59] <shadow>%)
[21:59] *** AWACS sets mode: +v Shadow
[21:59] <jackal>i had to work last tues night
[22:00] <unzrtf>I vote for spins to handle the AF1
[22:00] <unzrtf>I think he will avoid the ammo dump
[22:00] <magic>Rhino is flying the C-130
[22:00] <shadow>Rhino claimed “Shotgun”
[22:01] <shadow>Stereo
[22:01] <unzrtf>that would be pretty boring for Rhino wouldnt it?
[22:01] <rhino>not at 100 ft
[22:01] <shadow>Inverted?
[22:01] <unzrtf>ok Rhino
[22:02] <unzrtf>dont get Dick too frightened
[22:02] <unzrtf>he needs to handle the issue accross the Pond
[22:02] <rhino>hes asleep
[22:02] <unzrtf>ahh…good tactic!
[22:02] <magic>Spins and Jackal just received the brief…
[22:03] <unzrtf>mower…you’re not gonna CTD on me this time are you?
[22:03] <magic>review quickly gents and we’ll reboot for mission.
[22:03] * MowerRTF shrug
[22:03] <shadow>I’m flying from memory…is it Memorex or is it real
[22:03] <mowerrtf>hard to say my OS unstable
[22:03] <unzrtf>Color blind still magic
[22:03] <unzrtf>33.6 gents….take out -bandwidth parm
[22:03] <unzrtf>cept for host
[22:04] <shadow>rgr
[22:04] <rhino>rgr
[22:04] <unzrtf>wish we were using sp3
[22:04] <unzrtf>ahh well
[22:04] <shadow>Soon!
[22:04] <mowerrtf>hooooooooooooooooow soon?
[22:04] <mowerrtf>heh
[22:05] <unzrtf>REAL soon mower
[22:05] <shadow>Soon enough…hehe
[22:05] <unzrtf>Release Candidate 1 in testing
[22:05] <unzrtf>shhh…dont tell anybody
[22:05] <shadow>stby…gotta get a brewski
[22:05] <magic>No…
[22:05] <magic>not dedicated host tonight…
[22:05] <unzrtf>new graphic engine…you dont need a fancy video card and get 150 FPS in campaign
[22:06] <unzrtf>PSYHCHE!
[22:06] <unzrtf>heh
[22:06] <unzrtf>just kiddin magic
[22:06] <shadow>back
[22:06] <shadow>So, put the param back?
[22:07] <unzrtf>no
[22:07] <magic>Roster:
[22:07] <magic>Rhino - AF1
[22:08] <magic>Cowboy 1 - L/Magic W/Unz EL/Shadow EW/Jackal
[22:09] <magic>Panther1 L/Mower W/Spins EL/Hunter
[22:10] <hunterrtf>EL?
[22:10] <hunterrtf>ah
[22:10] <hunterrtf>got it
[22:10] * UnzRTF Whops HunterRTF around a bit with a large 2" X 4"
[22:10] * MowerRTF slaps UnzRTF around a bit with a large trout
[22:10] <magic>Panther1 will fly 15 mile perimeter on AF1
[22:10] <mowerrtf>front sweep or circle
[22:10] <magic>Cowboy1 a 5 mile diamond on AF1
[22:11] <magic>front sweep
[22:11] <mowerrtf>rgr
[22:11] <magic>anything gets past Panther1….
[22:12] <magic>Cowboy EL/EW escort AF1 on emergency route.
[22:12] <shadow>You and me, Unz are expendable!
[22:13] <unzrtf>eh???
[22:13] <unzrtf>WtF?
[22:13] <jackal>hehe
[22:13] <shadow>Luck o’ the draw!
[22:13] <mowerrtf>we’re ALL expendable
[22:13] <mowerrtf>except AF1
[22:13] <mowerrtf>heh
[22:13] <unzrtf>Magic….one question?
[22:14] <magic>AF1 will go NOE on Leads call.
[22:14] <magic>Unz go.
[22:14] <unzrtf>who’s in charge after Dick is toast?
[22:14] <unzrtf>heh
[22:14] <rhino>there will be no toast tonight
[22:14] <unzrtf>looking for a 2x4?
[22:14] <magic>Elected officials are concerned with that Unz…
[22:15] <unzrtf>who’s pres pro tem?
[22:15] <magic>U be concerned with the 2 x 4 I’m about to straighten u out with
[22:15] <shadow>Put a gunny sack ‘round Dick’s balls for back up
[22:15] <unzrtf>hehehhehehehhehe
[22:16] <magic>anything happens to AF1…… head for China…
[22:16] <unzrtf>wilco
[22:16] <rhino>anyone gets with in 30 miles fo AF1 and i am heading for the deck
[22:16] <shadow>Not me…I’m headin’ out to sea…I don’t wanna be found!
[22:16] <jackal>Shad!
[22:17] <magic>Panther 1… I expect a speedy ID on targets…
[22:17] <jackal>that means im swimmin too
[22:17] <shadow>Jackal, neg…re-read the above brief.
[22:17] <mowerrtf>rgr
[22:17] <jackal>hmhm
[22:17] <magic>anything looks aggressive… I want range and bearing…
[22:18] <unzrtf>who’s bringin the gunny sac?
[22:18] <shadow>L & EW will escort on emergency situation
[22:18] <mowerrtf>bullseye?
[22:18] <magic>Shadow…
[22:18] <shadow>sir?
[22:19] <magic>I want u High cover on the AF1 in the event of a diversion
[22:19] <shadow>rgr
[22:19] <shadow>Magic…
[22:19] <magic>Unz…
[22:20] <magic>u and I will maintain a 15 mile perimeter on AF1 during the diversion
[22:20] <shadow>Magic
[22:20] <magic>go shad
[22:20] <shadow>Reiterate emergency procedures if Panther flight is toasted.
[22:20] <unzrtf>ok…stupid question…but a real one this time
[22:21] <shadow>If Panther flight is penetrated…Cowboy L & EW escort AF-1?
[22:22] <magic>AF-1 will head NOE direct Seosan…
[22:22] <shadow>With you and Jackal escorting AF-1 to Seosan?
[22:23] <magic>EL/EW will maintain escort at altitude… of AF-1
[22:23] <shadow>Very good, sir!
[22:23] <shadow>Jackal…we are corrected.
[22:23] <magic>L/W will establish perimeter which Panther previously had on AF1
[22:23] <shadow>rgr
[22:24] <unzrtf>15 mile parim….that mean we are flying 7.5 miles from AF1 or we are wathing with in a 15 mile parim for bad guys?
[22:24] <jackal>ill stay right with you Shad
[22:24] <shadow>;)
[22:25] <shadow>Now, you can worry…lol
[22:25] <jackal>he we did great last ime eh
[22:25] <shadow>Right on! WE ARE WARRIORS!
[22:25] <magic>We’ll be 15mi from AF-1
[22:25] <unzrtf>ok…just checking
[22:25] <magic>or Panther1 will be to start
[22:26] <shadow>Magic
[22:26] <unzrtf>rather odd…but ok fine
[22:26] <magic>Cowboy1 will be 5 miles…
[22:26] <shadow>Right!
[22:26] <unzrtf>is that SOP Rhino?
[22:26] <unzrtf>seems a bit far
[22:26] <magic>neg Unz…
[22:26] <mowerrtf>will cowboy be snooze radar
[22:26] <mowerrtf>?
[22:27] <magic>All radar’s active…
[22:27] <mowerrtf>rgr
[22:27] <shadow>rgr
[22:27] <magic>do not lock until ready to fire…
[22:27] <shadow>Music?
[22:27] <rhino>that will work use a tier approach so there are diffent layers to penetrate
[22:28] <unzrtf>rgr
[22:28] <magic>no music till u’r RWR is humming load…
[22:28] <magic>loud
[22:28] * Shadow pulls out a little Led Zepplin!
[22:29] * UnzRTF whips out Lynrd Skynrd
[22:29] <jackal>celebration day!
[22:29] <unzrtf>!jukebox FreeBird
[22:29] * AWACS looks around for AWACS to get some money, then walks over to the jukebox and plays FreeBird, “Compliments of UnzRTF!”
[22:29] <magic>Rhino…
[22:29] <rhino>yes
[22:29] <magic>In case of a divert…
[22:29] <magic>I want the president on the ground asap.
[22:30] <rhino>rgr
[22:30] <magic>President won’t be considered safe till your wheels stop…
[22:30] <magic>If Seosan is hot…
[22:30] <magic>Use u’r judgement…
[22:30] <magic>divert.
[22:31] <rhino>rgr
[22:31] <magic>and don’t spill his drinks…
[22:31] <rhino>rgr that
[22:32] <shadow>2
[22:32] <magic>Ok… that’s the game plan gents…
[22:32] <shadow>…er 3
[22:32] <unzrtf>1
[22:32] <shadow>no, you’re 2
[22:32] <unzrtf>2
[22:32] <jackal>4
[22:33] <shadow>Magic’s on 1
[22:33] <magic>Ok…
[22:33] <unzrtf>who’s on first?
[22:33] <magic>at Seosan…
[22:33] <shadow>What?
[22:33] <unzrtf>tacan 52X
[22:33] <magic>We maintain a 10 mile perimeter on the field till AF-1 calls wheel stops…
[22:34] <unzrtf>thats when all the action starts
[22:34] <magic>and… b4 I forget…
[22:34] <magic>I changed the mission slightly…
[22:34] <shadow>Figures!
[22:34] <magic>no replays tonight boys…
[22:34] <shadow>How’d I know that?
[22:35] <unzrtf>ahhhhhhh….always a twist
[22:35] <unzrtf>you sneaky bastard you
[22:35] <unzrtf>get rid of the ammo dump?
[22:35] <jackal>whay do u mean?
[22:35] <jackal>what
[22:35] <shadow>Guys gets a new gfx card and bham…he stiffs us!
[22:35] <magic>they flew this mission last week Jackal…
[22:35] <jackal>ok
[22:36] <magic>think they were gonna get a free ride tonight…
[22:36] <unzrtf>yeah…I escorted an ammo dump safely to ground
[22:36] <shadow>ROFLMAO!
[22:36] <spins>I forget, what was it we’re doing again?
[22:36] <magic>HS
[22:36] <shadow>Ah-oh
[22:36] * Shadow ducks from the incoming shit hitting the fan…
[22:36] <magic>SPins…
[22:37] <spins>sorry, I fell asleep
[22:37] <magic>Wake the F*ck UP
[22:37] * UnzRTF gets his umbrella
[22:37] <shadow>Can I hold 'em, Boss, while you smack ‘em silly.
[22:37] <unzrtf>need my 2x4?
[22:37] <shadow>…then, we can all call ‘em Brenda
[22:37] <unzrtf>ex wife Shadow?
[22:38] <jackal>Unz take it easy on him
[22:38] <unzrtf>or current….LOL
[22:38] <shadow>Nope…just my “pet”
[22:38] <magic>Spins… that doesn’t go too well on u’r TTS record…
[22:38] <shadow>lololololol
[22:38] <rhino>expect me to terrain mask if i have to get low so i wont be exactly on black line but close
[22:38] <jackal>lol
[22:38] * UnzRTF makes a note
[22:38] <magic>rgr Rhino…
[22:38] <rhino>and < 200ft
[22:38] <shadow>Rhino, how the hell can you terrain mask with that big friggin’ tail stickin’ up in the air?
[22:39] <unzrtf>he’s gonna be inverted….remember
[22:39] <shadow>Oh, yeah, I forgot…
[22:39] <magic>That’s why it was spec’d for an officer to fly the 130
[22:39] <shadow>Then, it becomes a BIG rudder.
[22:39] <spins>I rode in a KC-130 out over 29palms NOE… almost threw up
[22:39] <unzrtf>why?
[22:40] <magic>Ok… we rdy??
[22:40] <shadow>No one pukes on the Prez’s plane!
[22:40] <spins>***er moves
[22:40] <rhino>rdy
[22:40] <spins>rdy
[22:40] <magic>comms is U8
[22:40] <shadow>rgr/rdy
[22:40] * UnzRTF not rebooting
[22:40] <magic>we’ll reboot and meet U for IP
[22:40] <shadow>copy
[22:40] <rhino>rgr
[22:40] <magic>mandatory reboot gentlemen
[22:40] <unzrtf>cant chance it
[22:40] <rhino>rebooting
[22:40] <magic>ok… I’m off
[22:40] <shadow>reboot
[22:40] <jackal>cpy
[22:41] *** Rhino has quit IRC
[22:41] *** Magic has quit IRC (Work hard, fly hard, play hard, and stay hard)
[22:41] *** Shadow has quit IRC
[22:41] *** Jackal has quit IRC
[22:41] <unzrtf>but I can get coffee
[22:41] <unzrtf>bbiab
[22:41] <hunterrtf>what u channel?
[22:42] <mowerrtf>8
[22:42] *** Disconnected
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Wow. I just stepped into the way back machine.
Lot of names I haven’t seen for a long time.
Unz, my first ever IP. -
Yeah and it also reminds me how old I am having flown this sim online even back then…Im a FOG.