You know when you are flying too much BMS when…
-
You know when you are flying too much BMS when…
… when you start judging others for what reasons and motivations they fly
… when you start categorizing others with tags like “nobel”, “realistic”, “arcadian” and “gamer”
… when you have been around for too long, that even yourself forgot, why you do this sheet… when you feel like, you need an affair with a good looking girl (DCS), but always come back to wifey (BMS). :mrgreen:
-
When your wife walks in on you after staying up till 5 AM flying and talking to random guys on the internet…
-
Your 5,5 and 4 year old daughters wanting to sit next to you when you fly BMS and then every other afternoon are asking “if dad is going to fly again and if they can watch too?”.
Unlike dad, the wife did not think this to be hilarious.
-
1)When you’re dealing with a project at work, and when asked when it will be completed,without thinking you say “in 3-4 weeks”
2) when your signature is inspired by a Forum post, but it happened so long ago you can’t remember who wrote it
3) when you look at your desk top(furniture, not pc), and you realize you cant see the actual top through the HOTAS,keyboard diagrams, threat guide, CV landing procedure diagram,checklists… -
When you girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner and she ask’s you to call them and find out how long they are going to be before they get there, And you reply back…Ok honey…i’ll get the bogey dope
-
When you know the Falcon intro and menu music inside out … and every time you hear it, it still makes you smile. Because it’s just so damn cool. Even though you’ve been hearing it since 1998.
-
When you know the Falcon intro and menu music inside out … and every time you hear it, it still makes you smile. Because it’s just so damn cool. Even though you’ve been hearing it since 1998.
Yep.
-
When your buddy says “check chicks 9 o’clock” and the first thing you do is look up.
-
When your girlfriend starts recording a conversation of yourself in dreamland, talking about the AGM65 markers on your HUD in visual mode. But… at least now she knows how that stuff works:D
-
When you wish your car’s shifter was actually a sidestick
-
when some idiot cuts you up whist driving and you shout out “FOX 2”
-
When your telling the kids off about their “Attitude Atitude” and in your head you know it sounds like “Altitude Altitude”
-
-
When your driving on a two lane road right down the middle looking for 160 knots!!
-
When your driving on a two lane road right down the middle looking for 160 knots!!
And when you drive bumper to bumper with a fuel truck for miles and miles hoping to get fuel ( which summarizes my experience with AAR and BMS )
-
And when you drive bumper to bumper with a fuel truck for miles and miles hoping to get fuel ( which summarizes my experience with AAR and BMS )
it’s a feature
-
When you are starting a RAMP and its raining so you rush to close the canopy so you don’t get wet !!! which is silly really because the canopy covers the pilot even when its open ;0)
or is it just me ???
-
When a bird (a pigeon, actually) crosses from left to right in front of your car and you immediately start calculating angles and speed to get on its tail.
And realize that you are overchuting XD
Or when, driving your car again, you try to pull gently the driving wheel to climb this small hill…
-
When a bird (a pigeon, actually) crosses from left to right in front of your car and you immediately start calculating angles and speed to get on its tail.
And realize that you are overchuting XD
Or when, driving your car again, you try to pull gently the driving wheel to climb this small hill…
And then the pigeon hits you point blank with his shit not even using CCIP
-
And then the pigeon hits you point blank with his shit not even using CCIP
You’ll find they do, in fact.
Calculated Crap Impact Point