You know when you are flying too much BMS when…
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When my wife closes the front door, I say “lock, lock”!!
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When you “ramp start” your vehicle and wish it had more buttons and toggle switches
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6 o clock in the morning - lying in the bed - yelling at the girlfriend “Remove chocks!”
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… When you text your wife “RTB” when driving home from work AND she actually understands!
as long as she doesn’t reply “I’m LGMF!”
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You know your not flying enough when you make more then one post in this thread.
Coco tells the story of his daughter (She was 3 or 4) strapped in the kids ejection seat in the back of the sedan calling out in Her little voice “pull-up, pull-up” as He breaks heavily at a set of traffic lights.
6 o clock in the morning - lying in the bed - yelling at the girlfriend “Remove chocks!”
I was in the Gastro Ward a few years back yelling the same thing. Glad I got that sorted.
My work here is done , time to move on.
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I was in the Gastro Ward a few years back yelling the same thing. Glad I got that sorted.
My work here is done , time to move on.
I was in a gastro ward a few years back myself, but I was too weak to be yelling anything…sorting remains continual, for me.
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I was in a gastro ward a few years back myself, but I was too weak to be yelling anything…sorting remains continual, for me.
I know you pain……
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When you are driving along the motorway with excellent SA on what is going on and wondering why it seems so easy…and realising you are only driving in 2D space, at 70 kts with no RWR trilling away, no FCR to keep running over contacts, no AWACs to call, no wingmen to manage, no fuel…etc etc etc.
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You know when you are flying too much BMS when…
… when you start judging others for what reasons and motivations they fly
… when you start categorizing others with tags like “nobel”, “realistic”, “arcadian” and “gamer”
… when you have been around for too long, that even yourself forgot, why you do this sheet… when you feel like, you need an affair with a good looking girl (DCS), but always come back to wifey (BMS). :mrgreen:
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When your wife walks in on you after staying up till 5 AM flying and talking to random guys on the internet…
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Your 5,5 and 4 year old daughters wanting to sit next to you when you fly BMS and then every other afternoon are asking “if dad is going to fly again and if they can watch too?”.
Unlike dad, the wife did not think this to be hilarious.
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1)When you’re dealing with a project at work, and when asked when it will be completed,without thinking you say “in 3-4 weeks”
2) when your signature is inspired by a Forum post, but it happened so long ago you can’t remember who wrote it
3) when you look at your desk top(furniture, not pc), and you realize you cant see the actual top through the HOTAS,keyboard diagrams, threat guide, CV landing procedure diagram,checklists… -
When you girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner and she ask’s you to call them and find out how long they are going to be before they get there, And you reply back…Ok honey…i’ll get the bogey dope
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When you know the Falcon intro and menu music inside out … and every time you hear it, it still makes you smile. Because it’s just so damn cool. Even though you’ve been hearing it since 1998.
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When you know the Falcon intro and menu music inside out … and every time you hear it, it still makes you smile. Because it’s just so damn cool. Even though you’ve been hearing it since 1998.
Yep.
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When your buddy says “check chicks 9 o’clock” and the first thing you do is look up.
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When your girlfriend starts recording a conversation of yourself in dreamland, talking about the AGM65 markers on your HUD in visual mode. But… at least now she knows how that stuff works:D
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When you wish your car’s shifter was actually a sidestick
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when some idiot cuts you up whist driving and you shout out “FOX 2”
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When your telling the kids off about their “Attitude Atitude” and in your head you know it sounds like “Altitude Altitude”