My wife has my balls broken
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Ironing yourself can help a lot too.
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Ironing yourself can help a lot too.
I tried that, she wasn’t happy with the results, so I’m banned from ever doing that again.
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To this day my wife jokes with me about “altitude,altitude”. I’m with Airtex, get headphones( with mic, while you’re at it.) As much time as i spend here, I try to spend equal time with her, that helps.
My current (took me 3 attempts… ) wife used to say “Pull Up, Pull Up” all the time until I got a headset, only way I fly (or race) now. Is “Pull up” and old Falcon thing, I think Betty just says “Altitude” now?
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my wife jokes with me about “altitude,altitude”
Oh you may be on to something there… subconscious jealousy of Betty!
Think about it… she sees/hears another woman telling you what to do, and you always immediately comply. Who wouldn’t be jealous? lol
And now I remember… many years ago I got my wife hooked on Halo. She loved everything about that game, except she had a very antagonistic attitude toward Cortana – who is essentially the far future evolution of Bitchin Betty.
Is there a mod to replace the voice warning system with male voice? Worth a try… in the interest of social science!
(I did a google search and there’s a surprising depth of research on this topic… male vs female voice alerts… but someone needs to cover this new aspect of the problem, tho)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_warning_system#Voice_gender -
I tried that, she wasn’t happy with the results, so I’m banned from ever doing that again.
Well played!
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OK so after a long chat she says its the sound of betty asking me to pill up that she hates most.LOL
Thx for the help u guys…
Headset on the way.
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Its Pull UP (not “pill up” … :mrgreen: LOOL)
Now, just wait until she hears the second part: Connect … Disconnect … (then, my friend, you’re in world of hurt … :hug:)
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lol … until then, find something to replace C:\Falcon BMS 4.35\Data\Sounds\Cockpit\pullup.ogg
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OK so after a long chat she says its the sound of betty asking me to pill up that she hates most.LOL
Thx for the help u guys…
Headset on the way.
Sorry to tell you but I doubt that will solve your issues… :roll:
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My wife has the uncanny knack of asking “would you like a sandwich Captain Kirk” just as I am about to pickle::-)
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Married since 1990 to the same woman (we spawned 2 great kids aged 30 and 21), we “give each other room to maneuver” so no issues at all for her with my hobbies. Naturally the passion has cooled off a lot over the decades into the subzero range, but if you can live with that it’s great to have the spare time to do what you want.
All the best,
Uwe
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Is your wife’s name Betty by chance?
Suggest you fly with “Invulnerability” setting on.
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My wife has the uncanny knack of asking “would you like a sandwich Captain Kirk” just as I am about to pickle::-)
No extra pickle then ?
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Nope., recession time. No more “unlimited ammo”. - BMS as real as it gets.
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And always remember…No husband was ever murdered by his wife while doing the dishes or sweeping. Seems I’m still alive and flying
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“Your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him and that you be kind to parents. Whether one or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of contempt, nor repel them, but address them in terms of honor.“100%
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So i got the headset and now she says im ignroing her LOL…
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So i got the headset and now she says im ignroing her LOL…
Buy your wife Women’s cockpit.
Something like this (necessarily with 180 degrees FOV mirrors) : -
So i got the headset and now she says im ignroing her LOL…
You could make her read this thread to let her know you don’t .
PS.
Find an alternate place to stay before taking this course of action.[edit]
Also we can ask BMS to implement the classic Alt-B “Boss Key” - used to be a thing once upon a time. -
I don’t know… try saying: “Ok, I’m not going to fly anymore, I am gonna spend some time with my friends at Hooters every night, instead”. Maybe she changes her mind…